http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/07/19/toilet.design.gates/The answer is intuitively obvious Bill, and I don't even ask any reward for giving it.
Butt Plugs and Catheters! Yes indeed, the wastes from bodies can be tapped right at the excretory orifices, through innovative conformable plastic prostheses, which are air inflated to block orifices and prevent the age old indiscriminate pollution of the environment by thoughtless animal life!
With blocked orifices on time lock controlled interface adaptors, there will never again be a need to rush to the toilet. You can schedule your busy day based upon your toilet appointments, when you hook up your adapters to the flushers, which suck the waste right out of you into eco-friendly containers for processing into farmer's fertilizer, industrial feedstocks, even for processing by bacteria into the latest innovation - the "TURD BURGER"!
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/06/japanese_scientist_makes_turd_burger.php
Think of how brightly shining and free from the old waste and stench the world will become. No more need to empty the chamber pot or pee into the river in those third world nations which lack even outhouses. A toilet-o-bill will trundle from home to home making its rounds to collect those precious feces and that stream of liquid gold : urine. Furthermore at almost no extra cost the plugs and catheters can stimulate the wearers' bodies with electronically controlled spasms of pleasure as the prosthesis expands, contracts and expands yet again.
I could go on and on, butt you get the point by now? I have a fertile mind just waiting to eject a stream of ideas when properly stimulated. Capish?
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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